Witty Profiles
The 7
things guys don't have to
do
shave
legs
give birth
wear skirts
wax armpits Hey, it hurts!
wear pantyhose
and paint your toes too
high heels
pluck brows
skip meals
count pounds
some girls have to carry heavy mounds
We're way past 7 now,
but I'll keep going anyhow
Uncomfy
thongs
tight bras
tampons
blow our money
on
beauty salons
flat iron burns
and health concerns
from hair dye fumes
And the reason why
we do these crazy things that we do......
is we do it for you.
736 faves · 18 comments · Aug 19, 2011 2:21am
hollithethhird
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1 decade ago
You forgot Aunt Flow after give birth, but i still love it <3
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glitterintheveins
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1 decade ago
STORY OF MY LIFE.
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siesieb28
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1 decade ago
you forgot high heals after give birth :)
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VividDreamer
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1 decade ago
Venetian Princess! (:
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spicymalfoy
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1 decade ago
Girls don't HAVE TO do any of these things either. Just putting it out there :P
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Guardchica06
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1 decade ago
So I'm pretty sure not every girl dyes her hair, HAS to wear skirts, HAS to wear thongs, HAS to wax their arm pits, or HAS to straighten their hair....just sayin
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SmileyFacesAreAmazing
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1 decade ago
VENETIAN PRINCESS! :D
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SilverSharpie3
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1 decade ago
VenetianPrincess(=
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haazaahhh
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1 decade ago
I just sang that in my head. xD
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youbrokeme
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1 decade ago
I LOVE THIS SONG
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heybeautifulx38
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1 decade ago
@Dallieofdoom- girls have boobs. we can get kicked in the boobs. or . IT HURTS.
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SaYWhaTTx3
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1 decade ago
you forgot aunt flow. just puttin it out there
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dana23
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1 decade ago
good quote :)
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sistersforever
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1 decade ago
i love venetianprincess :)))
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cestlavie
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1 decade ago
@dallieofdoom: notice how yout list consists of four not so painful things (except the kicking in the balls thing) and this quotes consists of 18 pretty painful things?
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AnthonyJRoberto
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1 decade ago
haha, venetianprincess ;D
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Dallieofdoom
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1 decade ago
The things girls don't have to do:
Get kicked in the balls.
Wear a tie.
Pee standing up.
Ask girls out.
And just so you know, most of us find a girl in sweatpants and a t-shirt very sexy.
you don't have to do that stuff.
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24Carson · 1 decade ago
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girls. i will never get them lol