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Not-so-Freshmen
Chapter Two

I walk to my first class, clutching my books in my arms. I scan the room for friends that will be in the class with me. I see girls that I know, no real friends. Great. 

I find a desk with my name taped onto it, and sit in the attached chair. I lean over a little to see who I'll be sitting next to. The nametag taped to the corner of the desk reads "Parker McEntire." Awesome.. Not. Parker is a Popular, and he's really cute, and charming, but... I'm pretty sure that Parkey was born without a brain. He failed math last year, and was lucky to pass science. I should know, I had every class with him. 

The wrinkly teacher at the front of the room orders everyone to shut up and sit in their assigned seats, and the tall, blonde idiot ambles to his seat next to me.

"Oh, hey Paisley!" he says, being his overly-nice self. 

"Hi, Parker," I reply, not even looking at him.

"I'll bet you missed me over the summer, didn't you? You were my buddy last year." He's trying to flirt, and being a jerk at the same time. I know him to well to fall for this. 

I still don't look at him. "Of course I missed you over the summer, Parker."

I hear him chuckle. "Mhmm. Hey, Paisley?"

I finally turn my head to him, and raise my eyebrows, waiting for him to continue.

He raises his shirt slightly, revealing a part of his tan stomach, and a portion of his plaid boxers. "Do you remember last year, when I did this and asked you if you liked my new boxers?"

I nod at him, barely glancing at his stomach. I don't want to see it, I don't need to see it. "Yes Parker, I remember."
"I'm wearing those same boxers."
"That is fantastic, Parker."
"I just thought you should know."

"Mhmm."

"Alright class, stop talking," the teacher yells at us. "Now, before the bell rings I would like to tell you all that the seats you are in right now are the seats you will be sitting in all year."

Happy shouts and unhappy groans echo through the room, and Parker remains silent next to me.

"Shoot me now," I mutter to myself.

 

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Bella_was_here · 1 decade ago
Keep going;33!!!!!!!
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PLEASE add another!
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