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Long but worth it...
A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?
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Long but worth it... A lady picked up several items at a discount

10 faves · 1 comments · Aug 8, 2011 11:53am

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BrunetteButtercup · 1 decade ago
LMFAOO this accually made me laugh soo much 8] i wud fave this over && over if i could =D xx
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