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Girl: I'm having a heart transplant

Boy: I know

Girl: i love you!

Boy: i love you more, much more!

After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.


Girl: Where is he?

Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?

Girl: What? (She starts crying)

Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet  





 lol.

nm:L

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965 faves · 22 comments · Aug 6, 2011 5:28pm

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Paperbackwriter · 8 years ago
lol. i give you props for that one.
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wittyquotesgurl · 8 years ago
Can someone explain to me what this quote means becuz I don't get it !
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wittyquotesgurl · 8 years ago
I DON'T GET IT CAN SOMEONE explain? Oh srry cap locks was on lol. Always can someone explain to me?
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NeverShoutNever2499 · 8 years ago
Hahahahahahahahh.
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yeahitsnikki · 8 years ago
its. like the other one.
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__loveistragic · 8 years ago
lololol. ohmygod. this made my life.
holysh!t.
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Kelso96 · 8 years ago
Terrible, but funny as hell!
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catiemac · 8 years ago
im laughing my butt right off right now

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glitterintheveins · 8 years ago
i saw this on tumblr! haha
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hazeybabyxo · 8 years ago
LMFAOOOO I'M DYING ! :D
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strawbunny99 · 8 years ago
i agree w/ hellomisspam =P
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Ravenclaw · 8 years ago
At first I was all :'( and then like D: and then XD LOL
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haii_its_elli · 8 years ago
im laughing so hard LMAO
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lillehbbzx · 8 years ago
lool.
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hellomisspam · 8 years ago
That is sick but hilarious!!!!
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thingschange_ · 8 years ago
TROLOLOL
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setthemusicfree · 8 years ago
BRBDYING :DD
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DustyDiamond · 8 years ago
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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EggsandJakey · 8 years ago
BAHAHA
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heyitsjulia · 8 years ago
LOL
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