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DaughterI really want to go to Stacy's party.
Dad: I really want to buy four pigs. Paint 1,2,3, and 5 on each pig.
Let them loose in the mall, and
watch security try to find number  4.
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TEXTS #60 Daughter: I really want to go to Stacy's party.

873 faves · 9 comments · Jul 13, 2011 7:33pm

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heartbroken2011 · 1 decade ago
My dad is a tard he would do this! and this is my favorite! i told my mom it she laughed (:
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TheWalkOfShamex3 · 1 decade ago
That was a senior prank at my school. except it was chickens. :p
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stingergirl1989 · 1 decade ago
bahaha that was the senior prank this past year.. except it was cows (we're from wisconsin.. hahah) and they brought them upstairs.. sooo funny.
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punklove182* · 1 decade ago
My Dad would do that xD
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xXFivelXx · 1 decade ago
lmfao!
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IMAREALGbroa · 1 decade ago
i dont think i had ever laughed so hard in my life lmfao
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Donzii · 1 decade ago
69th fave!!
I'm gonna try to buy four pigs, paint 1,2,3, and 5 on them, and then set them loose in a mall, and watch security try to find 4
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bgsoccer93 · 1 decade ago
that was a senior prANK at my sisters school one year and the spent the whole day looking for 4
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setthemusicfree · 1 decade ago
Okay, now I really want to buy four pigs, paint 1,2,3, and 5 on them, and then set them loose in a mall, and watch security try to find 4...
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