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Hey There,My Name's Glitter Blossom.Yes I am a Unicorn.

Yes we do puke cherry-tasting rainbows.And poop butterflies &*glitter*.We run around,poke things with our magical horn.we dont fly.I repeat we the Unicorns do not fly.why?cause thats a Pegasus.Unicorns&Pegasus' have been rivals since the Ark left.They think theyre so cool with their wings.Well,u dont have a magical horn .What Now?! Excuse my outburst.Unicorns have quite a temper. Once,my old buddy Buttercup & I were walking and some guy decides Lets Tip The Unicorn like wtf,that's a cow.stupid guy.Anyway he tipped Buttercup and I over.well I wont tell what happens next.Lets just say the guy was walking like he had a magical horn up his you know what.But we are also nice.we like to watch the sunset,sniff roses,and do arts&crafts.

Yep Being a Unicorn is Great.



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