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My dad and I were driving in his old neighborhood...

Dad: Over here I got chased by the police on my motorcycle. I was going like 80 mph!!
Me: why would you tell your daughter that!?
Dad: I dont know...

Little while later....


Dad: Right here I got chased by another police car... on my motorcycle.
Me: How fast were you going this time???
Dad: As fast as I could!!! The police car was gaining on me thought so I turned around and came speeding at him. He then turned around in one of these drive ways and started barreling towards me so I turned around again and found the trail after a few times and left the scene!!!
Me: DAD!!?
Dad: Iguess you can say I was a bad kid


You could probably say my family is FAR from normal... but I love them for it!!
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