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My Little Sister is 10 &+ completly oblivious

i woke up couldnt move &+ had a massive headache
only to remember i hadnt eaten since 2:30 the day before
so i pass out walking to the kitchen &+ wake up to 
my little sister shaking me and we were home alone
so i tell her to make me toast because bread is all carbs
she then asks ...
WAiT HOW DO YOU USE THE TOASTER ?

NOW iM EATiNG BURNT TOAST JUST TO FiLL
MYSELF ENOUGH TO GO MAKE SOME NOT BURNED...
i love you sis


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My Little Sister is 10 &+ completly oblivious i woke up couldnt

7 faves · Jun 23, 2011 2:56pm

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