-Never Drink and Drive..You might hit a bump and spill your
drink
-Its not when "WILD ANIMALS ATTACK"..its more like "WHEN STUPID
PEOPLE GET BIT"
- Having a smoking section in a resturant is like having a peeing
section in a pool
-Drive Hammered..get Nailed
-Laugh and the world will laugh with you..cry and the world will
laugh harder!
- I only drink Grape juice cause O.j. kills
