There was a zebra who wondered all his life wether he was a black horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes. When he died and went to heaven, he was standing at the gates and decided to ask the guards if they knew if he was a black horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes. When he asked them they said,"Only God can answer that question." So the zebra went to God and asked,"God, am i a black horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes?" and God answered,"You are what you are." The zebra still didn't know if he was a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes so he decided to go back to the guards to see if they could help him. He told them what God said and they told him,"You're definitely a white horse with black stripes, cuz if you were a black horse with white stripes, God would've said "You is what you is mmmkk."