ellie 🌸* · 1 decade ago
You're a potato; I'm a potato; We're all potatos!
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brooke* · 1 decade ago
I like to mash mashpotatoes with my toes, Would you like some too?
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EmzieWemziex · 1 decade ago
i got taken away by unicorns and we all played hide and seak ;)
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jmisawesome · 1 decade ago
My pencil bit off my finger today
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meganak · 1 decade ago
ikrr! the cheese whispered the secret of success to me, too!!!!!!!!:D
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eknovels · 1 decade ago
I can't believe that pickle told the ham to eat the bacon. That's incest.
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emmy28912 · 1 decade ago
i rode my flying dinosaur bob all the time untill his head fell off

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holmesmi · 1 decade ago
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
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tigerkid · 1 decade ago
MY PANCAKE HAS A TUMOR MADE OF WOOD TOOOO.
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ambreyisag · 1 decade ago
my cowboy ate my homework.
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vanessalove · 1 decade ago
I saw a monkey dancing in the street yesterday ;)
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Hottie9545 · 1 decade ago
my dinosaur ate my math homework
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punklove182* · 1 decade ago
A unicorn robbed me while I was swimming in choclate pudding -.-
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Popstar949 · 1 decade ago
I dropped mi microwave on the floor(=
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Jilllll · 1 decade ago
ikr? my cheese is more burnt than that fried turkey anyways. why bother calling 1-800-UNICORN? all he did was take a bath in my sink while eating a taco with mayo in it.! dont push my pickle either, got it?

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xxxanniexxx15 · 1 decade ago
sally flank ate too much spaghetti and now theres a mess on my floor
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HowieD4 · 1 decade ago
i eat ketchup on my toast, you can buy it like that at taco bell..
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kimX312810 · 1 decade ago
i like to ride my purple unicorn to school
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LoudLaugher · 1 decade ago
I don't give a chapstick!!
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saraloves · 1 decade ago
woah i totally agree , deformed giraffes DO eat dill pickle chips ://
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