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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EVERYONE...

1. People who point to their watch and ask for the time
I know where my watch is where the hell is yours, do I point at my crotch when i want to know where the toilet is? NO!

2. People who are willing to get off there lazy butt and walk around the whole room searching for the remote, because there to lazy to walk up to the T.V. and push a button a few times
Your going to walk around this whole room, but you can't sit up by the tv and push a button?

3. People who say "oh you just want your cake so you can eat it don't you"?
yeah, why would i want a cake if i can't eat it?

4. When people say 'its always the last place you look"
duh if i found it why would i keep looking?

5. When people are in a movie theatre and your trying to watch the movie and they lean over to you and say "did you see that"?!
No i just paid 12 dollars to not watch the movie

6. People who ask you "hey can i ask you a question"
didn't give me much of a choice did ya sunshine

7. When people say something is "new and improved"
if its new how can it be improved? and if its improved how can it be new?

8. When people say life is short..
no acutally its not, life is the longest thing a person does. what's longer then life?

9. When your waitng for the bus and some idot walks up and says "hey has the bus come yet?"
if the bus came would i be standing here?

10. When people say "things ain't what they use to be"
what did they use to be a cat? Rubics cube?

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