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there were four cows in a field-

one mom
&& three babies. 

The first baby cow went up to

its mom and asked, "Why did you

name me Daisy?"  And the mom

said, "Because when you were born

a daisy fell on your head."

The second baby again went up

to the mom and asked, "Why was

I named Rose?"  And its mom

said, "Because when you were born

a rose petal fell on your head."

The last  calf  went up to its mom

and said, "ufhdmarwpfnc?"

And the mom replied -- "SHUT UP

CINDERBLOCK!"






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there were four cows in a field-one mom && three babies.

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