A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady,
and then her baby, and
then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my
life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus
to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you
ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted
me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a
piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."