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Too often, we lose sight of lifes
Simple pleasures. Remember,
when someone annoys you, it
takes 42 muscles in your face
to frown.

BUT
 

It only takes 4
muscles to extend
your arm and
B•TCH-SLAP
that
mother-f#?@&$
across the face


not mine <3

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Too often, we lose sight of lifes Simple pleasures. Remember,

10 faves · Mar 21, 2011 8:42pm

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