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 honey, your skirt is so high it looks like a belt. Your hair is so bright it hurts my eyes. Your skin is so orange, were you a victim of an explosion at a orange juice factory? Your eyes have so much make up on them...who are you trying to impress? 

a blind man?






 
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honey, your skirt is so high it looks like a belt. Your hair

9 faves · Mar 12, 2011 9:21pm

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