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ure, hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of all harmful germs.

However, the freshly killed germs just stay on your hands.

 

Plus, there’s still that 0.01% germ that becomes a SUPER GERM.
And he will eventually TAKE.OVER.THE.WORLD
 
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Sure, hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of “all harmful germs.”

134 faves · Mar 9, 2011 5:15pm

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