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HOW TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS.

1.) Follow them around the house everywhere .
2.) Moo when they say your name .
3.) Pretend you have amnesia .
4.) Say everything backwards .
5.) Run into walls .
6.) Say what wearing clothes is against your religion .
7.) Go into their room at 4 AM and say "Good Morning Sunshine"
8.) Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder .
9.) Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time .
10.) Pluck someones hair out and then yell "DNA!"
11.) In public yell "No mom, I will not snog you!"
12.) Talk to a pen [Ex: Oh you write so nicely! Yes, yes you do!]
13.) Switch the light button on and off for a while then yell "Oh, I get it!"
14.) Try to climb the wall .
15.) Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people"
16.) Eat your hair .
17.) At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18.) When your taking a shower yell "I'm drowning! I'm drowning!"
19.) Tap on their door all night saying "Help me afohdsakfhdsf"!
20.) Talk to the commercial guy on the T.V about your problems .

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HOW TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS. 1.) Follow them around the house everywhere

394 faves · 13 comments · Mar 3, 2011 2:06pm

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ivonamariex33

funny

monkeykool150 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I COULDNT STOP LAUGHINGGG!!!!! LMFAOOOO

and also for #21 put: Yell in public, "no mom, i didnt daddy.. but you did!!!!" LOL
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