onceupona
time...
theylivedhappilyeverafter.
the
end
Woah-Woah-Woah. Stop the story!Move Aside
Cinderella. How
Come You Lose Your Shoe And End Up Marrying Your Prince
Charming? If I Lost My Shoe, Someone Would Probably Just
Find It, Throw It Away And I’d Go Shoeless. And Snow White,
I’m
Pretty Sure If I Ate A Poisonous Apple, Some Guy Randomly
Wandering The Woods Wouldn’t Stop, Kiss Me And Take Me
To
His Castle. Oh, And Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)You Just HAD To
Touch The Pointy Thing On The Sewing Majiggy, Didn’t
You?
And Of Course, Who Comes To Your Rescue…? Prince
Charming. Yay. Woop De Doo. Didn’t See THAT ONE
Comin’.
And Ariel. I’m Almost Positive That If My Date Saw Me
Combing
my Hair With A Fork, He Would Probably Dump Me. See,
I’m
Just Saying That Fairy Tales arent real. There Are Days That
Seem Like Them, But Life Can’t Be One Big Magical
Adventure
In Candy Forrest With Your Prince Charming. I’m Sure
Taylor
Swift Would Back Me Up On That
One!
