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Fish Person: Somebody’s drowning!
Spongebob: Oh, no, that’s not possible, the Lagoon is closed.
Fish Person: Dude, get your butt in the water!
Spongebob: If there was anyone, we would hear them.
Patrick: Help! Help! *spazzing* I can’t swim!
Spongebob: Somebody would be screaming that they’re drowning…
Patrick: I’m drowning! I’m drowning!
Spongebob: They would have crossed the line
Patrick: I’m drowning ‘cause I crossed the line.
Spongebob: Okay, I’ll take a look..  but just to prove to you that…PATRICKISN”T DROWNING!!
Patrick: Can’t swim!
Butt hurts!

Ice cream!!! 

 

The spacing probably got messed up


 

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