"Straight guys only feel 3 ways about
girls...
1. First, they either love you,
& they show it by asking you out, &
everything is nice and fun like it should be.
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2. Second, they love you, but they’re scared of their
passion for you
because it’s so strong, so they stuff it way, way down and
ignore you,
or do stupid things like make fun of you
because they don’t know how to express it any other
way,
because they’re immature little babies and are too shy.
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3. Or third, there’s something wrong with them, &
they start out nice and loving and then turn around &
do stupid things like try to get with other girls behind your
back.
But we’ll never figure out what went wrong with them,
and neither will they, so it’s not worth thinking
about.
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Okay? That's it. The end."
-Meg Cabot (Airhead)