Boys are cheats and liars
They are a big disgrace
They will tell you anything
to get to second BASEball
baseball he thinks hes gonna SCORE
if you let him go all the way
then you are a HORicultars studies
flowers, geolists studies rocks
The only thing he wants from you is a place to put
his COCKroaches, beatles, butterflies and bugs,
nothing makes them happier than a giant pair of JUGGlers
and acrobats and a dancing bear named Chuck!
All guys really want to do is F--forget it no such luck!!

LOL this quote was from the Hot Chick and it is by far the best one!!