Duck walks into a store and ask the guy if he has any oranges, the
guys says no, and the duck walks out. The next day the duck walks
into the store and again asks if the owner has any oranges. They
guy says no and the duck walks out. The next day the duck walks
into the store, and yet again asks if the owner has any oranges.
The owner is annoyed by now so he replies with "NO, I DO NOT HVAE
ANY ORANGES, AND IF YOU ASK ME THAT TOMORROW, I WILL STAPLE YOUR
FEET TO THE FLOOR, AND TORTURE YOU!" The next day the duck walks
into the store and asks if the owner has any staples, the own
shakes his head no. "In that case, got any oranges?"