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Duck walks into a store and ask the guy if he has any oranges, the guys says no, and the duck walks out. The next day the duck walks into the store and again asks if the owner has any oranges. They guy says no and the duck walks out. The next day the duck walks into the store, and yet again asks if the owner has any oranges. The owner is annoyed by now so he replies with "NO, I DO NOT HVAE ANY ORANGES, AND IF YOU ASK ME THAT TOMORROW, I WILL STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR, AND TORTURE YOU!" The next day the duck walks into the store and asks if the owner has any staples, the own shakes his head no. "In that case, got any oranges?"
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Duck walks into a store and ask the guy if he has any oranges,

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