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A walk into barbershop to get her hair cut. So the barber sits her down on the chair, and gets out his clippers and stops for a moment and asks the to take off her head phones, but she says "I can't or else i will die." So he asks her again. But she says the same thing. So in his frustrasion he rips them off her head and she drops right on the spot. So in shock he picks up the head phones and puts them up to his ears and he hears "Breath in......Breath out.....Breath in....Breath out"

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A walk into barbershop to get her hair cut. So the barber sits

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