Chuck Norris Fact
#5
Chuck Norris sold his soul to
the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial
arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad
and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker
every second Wednesday of the month.
21 faves · Nov 12, 2010 2:12am