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Reason He's My Best Friend:
 
Him: Kim, I own you, you are my pet....Don't worry i only kill golfish, i just stab mammals. I will take care of you, i will feed you...i would say bathe you but that would just be awkward...I'll take you to the groomer, and you'll always sleep at the foot of my bed. :)
 
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Reason He's My Best Friend: Him: Kim, I own you, you are

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