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18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[*] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[*] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[*] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[*] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[*] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total= 5

[*] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[*] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[*] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[*] You didn't notice that in the last question the was spelled twice.
[*] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[*]People have called you slow.
total so far= 10

[*] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[*] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[*] You have caught yourself drooling.
[*] You've fallen asleep in class
[*] If someone says fart you laugh.
[*] You just laughed.
total so far= 16

[*] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[*] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[*] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[*]You are often told to use your inside voice.
[*]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 21

[*]You have eaten a bug.
[*]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[*] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[*] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far= 25

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[*] You break a lot of things.
[*] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[*] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[*] You have fallen out of your chair before
[*] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=  30

TOTAL: 30(;
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18 or lower means you're not stupid. [*] Gum has fallen out

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