A duck walks in to a bar and says" got any gwapes"? and the bar
tender says "I don't no what gwapes are and no I don't have any".So
the duck leaves and comes back the next day.He says"Got any
gwapes"?The bar tender says"no!If you come back here again I will
staple your feet to the floor".The duck walks out.He comes back the
next day and says"Got any staples"? the bar tender says"no". The
duck says" Got any gwapes"?