A couple get a
divorce and are negotiating the custody of there children.
The wife is thoroughly convincing the judge that the children
should go to her, because she carried them for 9 months.
The judge is just about to make up his mind when the husband
states,
"Your Honor...
if you put a dollar into a coke machine and a coke pops out,
does that coke belong to you or the
machine?"
