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Don't Read!!!!

 

There was this girl and she was with 
 

her friend. 
They were looking through peoples MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. 
It had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 
XxLoVemExX: What? 
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 
XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 

SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 
SatanStalker: I just do. 
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 
SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 
They were in shock. 
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 
SatanStalker: I am. 
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 
SatanStalker has just signed off. 
The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 
f you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to die!   




sorry freaked me out :\
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Don't Read!!!! There was this girl and she was with her

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