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Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
-you always end of forgiving him.
-you go on the computer to do homework and end up on witty and facebook.
-you hate when people don't text you back.
-you agreed to almost all of this..


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Favorite if: -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're

88 faves · 2 comments · Oct 14, 2010 12:03am

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love_life3 · 8 years ago
hahaha me too (:
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axnxnxixemarie2 · 8 years ago
whats creepy is that i said yes to EVERY SINGLE ONE. I never realized those things before!
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