Haha, Biology Hypothesis. (:  Zach, I love you to bits and pieces BES FRAN'.
 

 A man got his girlfriend pregnant, so they wanted to get married. They went to the formal wear shop and bought a tux. Then they went to the hospital to get an ultrasound. At the hospital a phycic said that the baby is gonna be a serial killer, so they enrolled him in the acadamy. After that they rented a limo for their wedding.

 16 years later the kid escaped the academy. He then went to k-mart to buy killing utensils. Then he went to the acme driving school to learn how to drive. Then he Drive Bye'd his dad. Everyone thought the mom did it, so she hired an attorney. But before that she sent her dead husband to the mortuary.

 So later the wife found out she was pregnant AGAIN.  So she visited the OBGYN. The baby was born in St. Joeseph's hospital. (has nothing to do with st joes.) The serial killer son found out and tried to kill his mom, so he went to the sporting goods store to buy ammo. He shot his mom, and thought she was dead, but she lived and went to the orange county emergency center to get healed.

 So after the son left his dying mom, he got in a car crash. The doctors put blood into his body, but the blood had aides in it. Then they fixed his car. He felt bad about having aides, so he donated two hundred dollars to the children's aides foundation. Because he has aides.

Then he died of aides later.