"Using the potty isn't so bad! I've found that if I put one foot on either side of the potty, and get a firm footing, there is no way of falling in! And using the potty is a great time to socialize. You simply look over to the stall next to you and have a right chat with your neighbor! "Why hello sir! First time using the potty as well? Good luck, my man." Then I simply do my business, in my diaper as usual, then unlatch the side latches, and let the diaper...fall into the potty!
Yes, father will hear of this."
~A Very Potter Musical