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Teacher: So as the Bible tells us, Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Girl: I thought a whale's mouth waasn't big enough to swallow a person.
Teacher: Well, maybe it wasn't a whale, but the Bible says it is.
Girl: Im going to ask Jonah when i get to heaven.
Teacher: Maybe Jonah went to hell.
Girl: Then will you ask him for me?
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Teacher: So as the Bible tells us, Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

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