There's four cows. Three baby cows, one mama cow.
Baby cow one asks. "Mama, why am I named Daisy?"
Mama cow says. "Because a daisy petal landed on your head when you were born."
Baby cow two asks. "Mama, why am I named Rose?"
Mama cow says. "Because a rose petal landed on your head when you were born."
Baby cow three asks. "Infieoafmwoitgmnwoierngoiwnegiofmer."
Mama cow says. "Shut up, Cinder Block."

 

hahahxD not mine at alll.