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I am sixteen years old
& I have a funny birth mark
on the top of my hand. But,
we learned that it isn't a birth
mark, it's the dreaded disease
called
barbecue sauce.
If I get 500 faves, my mom
will let me get the napkin I
need to get it
off.
I NEED YOUR HELP BECAUSE IT'S GETTING A LITTLE STICKY.
This is NOT a lie.
 


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Witty Girls Please Read: I am sixteen years old & I have

92 faves · 9 comments · Aug 4, 2010 11:31am

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Damaged · 1 decade ago
"I need your help because it's getting a little sticky." LOL. You just made my night. (':
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livexyourxlifex93 · 1 decade ago
lmfao (:
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nolovenolife398 · 1 decade ago
epic.
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MzLucero · 1 decade ago
shouldnt this be under funny instead?
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Xobri96Xo · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahahahahaha, i love you!
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__cityofangels · 1 decade ago
debbiex3 YOU'RE SO STUPID.
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lifesacountrysongx · 1 decade ago
this is hilariouss...! (: <33333 love itt!
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debbiex3 · 1 decade ago
go get a napkin for your self ?
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__cityofangels · 1 decade ago
This is a joke, don't get all butthurt.
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