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Anti-pick up lines:

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.

Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Girl: Okay. Go out.

Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?

Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Girl: I have already seen it.

Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Anti-pick up lines: Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually,

489 faves · 4 comments · Jul 12, 2010 6:38pm

livvvaugustex3 · 1 decade ago
sooo funnnyy
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Cassy_smiley9800 · 1 decade ago
i read it, then read it from the bottom up! it sounds kinda funny!! (:
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Miss_Independent · 1 decade ago
LMAO.
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archuleta96 · 1 decade ago
this made my daay ♥
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