Shrek: Quick
tell a lie !
Pinocchio: What should I say
?
Donkey: Say something
crazy... like you're
wearing ladies underwear !
Pinocchio: Um, ok.
I'm wearing ladies underwear
.
[Silence - Nothing
Happens]
Shrek: Are you
?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not !
[nose extends]
Donkey: It
looks like you most certainly am are !
Pinocchio: I am not .
[nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What
Kind ?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S
A THONG !
lol the best scene from Shrek
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