something in my class's TOB book

student: is it ok for my girlfriend and me to...
teacher: NO
s: well, what if we just...
t: NO
s: but what if we really....
t: NO NO NO. just dont. be good boys and girls. hold hands and go to a pumpkin patch together, then play board games wither her family and be home by 7:00 p.m. otherwise you'll get her pregnant, die of an STD, and go to hell. class dismissed. have a fun weekend!