Homework Excuses:
My dad sat on my laptop
Can you define ''homework?''
I plead the 5th
Our furance stopped working, and we had to burn it so wouldn't
freeze
Here it is. I wrote it in invisible ink
It was so perfect that i'm having it framed
I dropped it in the street, and a car parked on it.
I was afraid i'd lose it, so i mailed it to you
I had an excuse, but i forgot it
My locker jammed, so i couldn't get my homework out
There weren't any commercials during the TV show i was watching
Homework? I was suppose to bring it back to school? I thought i was
suppose to stay home
My brother grabbed my homework by mistake
I'm translating it from Klington
My parents couldn't finish it, so they took it to work to get some
help
I was kidnapped by aliens who kept it for further study. They gave
me an ''A''
I gave it to charity. There are kids who are less fortunate than
me.
I didn't do it because i didn't want to add to your already heavy
workload.
-I got away on one of them (LOL)