me: i love
you!
him:
how much you love me?
me: i love you more
than a crack head loves crack!
him: hmm a crack
head?
me: uhhh, okay no, i
love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
him: what if the fat kid
qets on a diet?
me: hmm then i love
you more than a fish loves water.
him: what if the fish dont
love water?
me: a fish does love
water!
him:
well what if the fish dies.
me: uhh, then i love
you more than Michael Jackson loves lil boys.
him:
woooooooooooh damn!
now thats
a lotta loveeeee!
**LfMAO. actual conversation <333**
