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Don't You Absolutely Hate It When [2]...

You are making a milkshake, and all these boys show up,
Someone punches your abs, and breaks their knuckles,
You don't forward a chain message, and the next day you die,
You call Lady Gaga, but she's kinda busy,
Ke$ha kicks you to the curb because you don't look like like Mick Jagger,
You get in one little fight and have to move to Bel-Air,
You are playing basketball, and get mistaken for Michael Jordan,
You are going to bed, and you forget to turn your swag off,
Glenn Coco gets more candy grams than you?

Today was just another one of those days. :/
2nd in the series; check out my first if you like it. Thanks! :)
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Don't You Absolutely Hate It When [2]... You are making a milkshake,

192 faves · 4 comments · Apr 22, 2010 8:54pm

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YaAspenJeterToBeExact · 1 decade ago
Hahahahah! omg this is the funniest thing ever!
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sensation · 1 decade ago
Hahaha! "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like it better then yours, damn right, its better then yours. I can teach you but id have to charge" That song makes me laugh :D
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courtney_loves_to_sing · 1 decade ago
I know! Such good things! :)
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jessica57550 · 1 decade ago
Gotta Love Facebook (:
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