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LADIES AND JELLYBEANS:

I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you something, I know nothing about. This Thursday, which is Good Friday, there will be a Father's Day meeting for mothers only. Pay for your seats at the door and sit on the floor.Christopher Cucumber sailed the seven seas with the Declaration of Digestury! One bright day, in the middle of the night, to dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other! The deaf man heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys. And if you dont belive this lie, which is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.




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LADIES AND JELLYBEANS: I come before you, to stand behind you,

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