Husband shop


Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Booragoon, where women
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five
floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...

First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not
having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up
they went.

Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder
what's further up?

Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! said
the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went.

Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must
be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only to prove that women are impossible to please!"

© Rachel


amyy- u asked wut it means when simon said ur the black horse in this competition... it means that nobody is expecting him to win but he has a good chance to.