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Let me get one thing straight;

1. Can blind people see their dreams?
2.  Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
3. Where's the egg in an egg roll?
4. Why are they called stairs inside, but steps outside?
5. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
6. How come there aren't B batteries?
7. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
8. Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?
9. Why do we still call it "shipping" if it goes by plane/truck?
10. Does wild rice have to be hunted?


lol these questions confuse me!

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Let me get one thing straight; 1. Can blind people see their

120 faves · 10 comments · Jan 11, 2010 2:43pm

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kristiXmorrison · 1 decade ago
hahahah
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greenjem2173 · 1 decade ago
lol i luv this but for #8 the bus driver opens and closes it for themselfes by pulling it open or pushing it in to close it from the outside the busdrivers do it all the time at my school!
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pandacutie · 1 decade ago
Hahaha these are hilarious[:
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secret_demon_bunny · 1 decade ago
I like num. 1. I've thought about that, too. If you WERE born blind, and you'd never seen anything but nothing, then I wonder what that person's imagination creates?
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browneyedcutie3 · 1 decade ago
bahaha i love number eight! :)
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jessie_m · 1 decade ago
haha
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_myxheartxshattered · 1 decade ago
lolll
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Gl4m0urCh1ck · 1 decade ago
hehehe thank you. my bus driver has a remote (:
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selyna97 · 1 decade ago
vvv Good job!! Except for number 8. Most school buses have handles on the outside for them to pull them shut.
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Gl4m0urCh1ck · 1 decade ago
i shall answer them (:
1. it all depends on if they were born blind.
2. cause of the chemicals in our hair and skin.
3. there is none..it originated as the egg roll cause someone put one in and then it just kinda..disappeared.
4. psh, beats me! :p
5. stuff that is good FOR babies, thats why they call it that.
6. cause A is the bombb.
7. cause the sun is "falling" at night and the sun is "rising" or breaking from the horizon in the day.
8. he has a remote (:
9."planing/ trucking" never caught on.
10. nopee. it is just in the wild (:
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