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You Know You're Dominican When...

People tell you to stop screaming when you're really talking

You grew up afraid of something called "El Cuco"

You clap your hands while laughing

You're able to dance withoutany music

You learned how to dance Merengue and Bachata before you could walk

You point things out with your nose and mouth

You've gotten beat with any of the following : ruber slippers, extension cords, hanger(plastic or metal), big rice spoon

You waste ALL your money in the summer time buying "Frio-Frio"(Red Flavor)

You've gone outside with in rolos and chancletas

You consider platanos one of the major food groups

You can smell chuletas cooking in your house from down the block

While in your country, you hear people on the block yelling "Se fue la luz!"

You grew up listening to Fernandito Villalona, Sergio Vargas, and Los HermanosRosario

You drink Presidente, Brugal, or Mama Juana(like water)

You've gotten whipped by a diablo cojuelo or lechon

Your sofas are covered in plastic

All the juices you have in your house are the type that come in power, and you mix with water(like Tang)

You eat Mangu on a daily basis

You ate rice,beans, and some type of meat for dinner yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow

Your believe Vivaporu is the cure for everything

You use an old t-shirt, towel, or anything as a mop, and use your feet to mop

You've let some one throw AGUA FLORIDA on you for good luck

Your house on the island has broken pieces of glass to keep away robbers

You refer to every cat as "Mishu"

Your childhood games were called: El escondido, Pollito Pleibi, Apara y Batea, El gallo, or that game with a stick and a wheel

Your refridgerator has about 85 magnets on it

All your pots and pans arw inside the oven

Your parents ever gave you aceite de bacalao when you were sick

If you are proud to be a Dominican than pass these jokes on to all your Dominican friends!


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You Know You're Dominican When... People tell you to stop screaming

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