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Three people are sitting in an open-top
plane. One is eating an apple, it's too sweet so he chucks it out
of the plane. The other is eating a lemon, it's too sour so he
throws it out of the plane, too. The last one is the guy from
Ripley's Believe it or Not, the guy who can swallow weird crap,
takes a bite out of a hand grenade. It's too crunchy so he throws
it overboard. When the plane lands they come across a little girl
thats crying. When they asked what's the matter she replied,
"An apple flew out of the sky and hit my cat, now he's in the
hospital!" Then they move on to a boy whose crying and he
says, ''A lemon dropped outta the sky and whacked my poor
doggy!" Finally they come across a blonde who is laughing her
ars off and when they ask what's so funny she responds,
''I farted and the building behind me blew
up!"
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