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Three people are sitting in an open-top plane. One is eating an apple, it's too sweet so he chucks it out of the plane. The other is eating a lemon, it's too sour so he throws it out of the plane, too. The last one is the guy from Ripley's Believe it or Not, the guy who can swallow weird crap, takes a bite out of a hand grenade. It's too crunchy so he throws it overboard. When the plane lands they come across a little girl thats crying. When they asked what's the matter she replied, "An apple flew out of the sky and hit my cat, now he's in the hospital!" Then they move on to a boy whose crying and he says, ''A lemon dropped outta the sky and whacked my poor doggy!" Finally they come across a blonde who is laughing her ars off and when they ask what's so funny she responds, ''I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
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