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ok theres this guy and he got pulled over 4 speedin...the cop says to him..liciense and registration..they guy says..i dont have 1 and i stole the car...then the cop says ...whos car is it..the guy says...idn i shot him with the gun in my glove box and shoved him in my trunk..the cop calls the cheif and he comes down to the scene...cheif says to the guy...u stole this car..then the guy says hell no heres my registration....then the cheif says..u killed a guy with a gun in ur glovebox?...the guy says nope and opend the glovebox to show him....the chief say u have a dead body in ur trunk?..the guy says no and opens his trunk..the cheif says...i dont get it the cop said u did all thoses things...then the guy says..yea i bet then liar told you i was speedin 2
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ok theres this guy and he got pulled over 4 speedin...the cop

0 faves · Jan 17, 2006 8:41am

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