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Reasons Why (I think) Santa Claus Should be Arrested
1. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake"-um, stalker much?!?!?!
2. He insists on sliding down your chimney when everyone is asleep- I'm surprised there are barely any robberies reported that day.
3. Animal Abuse- think about it, how can you possibly make nine reindeer travel around the entire world in 8 hours?!?!
4. Come to think of it, why do we even give the man cookies and milk?!
I mean, the reindeer deserve some kind of food, but Santa doesn't deserve anything! He's fat enough as it is.



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