Reasons Why (I think) Santa Claus Should
be
Arrested
1.
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're
awake"-um, stalker
much?!?!?!
2. He insists on
sliding down your chimney when everyone is
asleep- I'm
surprised there are barely any robberies reported that
day.
3. Animal Abuse-
think about it, how
can you possibly make nine reindeer travel around the entire
world in 8 hours?!?!
4. Come to think of it, why do we even give the man cookies and
milk?! I
mean, the reindeer deserve some kind of food, but Santa doesn't
deserve anything! He's fat enough as it
is.
Anyone agree?
Anyone? Everyone? I thought so.
Now press that nice little heart and show me you
agree.