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Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night to hear my roommate typing furiously. She pauses for a second, stares at her computer, then says, "Voldemort, what time is it?" A second later a creepy voice responded "its 2:03." She then said thank you and continued typing. I don't know why my roommate has enslaved Voldemort inside her laptop, but I'm gonna be a lot nicer to her now. 
                                                                    


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Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night to hear my roommate

10 faves · Nov 25, 2009 7:12pm

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